Aaaahhh... clients. If I didn't need them to make money, I'd have them all shot. Ok, Fortune 10 telecom company, the director of IT: "I want it to look like it's a machine... like it's made of metal..." So, I make some nice gradients with greys, and I get this nice looking console-type thing, fairly subtle, but *I* though I achieved what he was looking for. Boss' response: "Can I get more bumpy-slidey-shiny stuff?" Me:"...." So, I attacked it with eye candy and made it so chrome you cou…