hey, i finally got one! today, a client was going over one of the proofs i'd given him. he says to me(pointing to the title)"can you fix the colors up here?" me:"sure. what'd you have in mind?" client:"well, i'm not sure. i'm pretty color-blind and it just doesn't look right to me. what can you do with it?" me:"..." client:"what color is it, exactly?" me:"............"…

...must..not laugh... at co-worker... holding a ruler against... screen...…