Priceless thread!!! Father of my girlfriend (designing for his company as a *favor*) sigh...<him>That looks great! Now could I get my whole website in PowerPoint?<me>why?<him>Because I know a thing or two about computers too, and this website would make a great presentation.<me>Why not just use the website on the Internet?<him>...*... Tooo good. She is going to a design/multimedia school and this was his reply when she asked for a raise in her "living allowances"...…

<client>Do you have the latest version of the Internet?</client> <me>Yes....*...yes I do...</me>…