Client:I just don't understand why this Flash cost so much. I mean, I can do the same kind of animations in PowerPoint. Why can't we do something like in PowerPoint. It seems pretty simple to me. (The PowerPoint line kept coming up over and over again) Those of you with a background in print wil get a giggle from this. Another client from the same company but on print work always marks any hyphenated words on proofs as *widows*.…

This isn't web related but… On a photo shoot for a brochure, we were shooting an old, stone building. The client wanted to shoot from a certain side, but there was a giant tree obscuring a large portion of the building we wanted to show. So the shooter asks the client about this and client says: "well, don't you have a *Tree Filter* or something like that to take it out?" …