email message: "i messed around in photoshop with your designs, (don't hate me), to give you an idea of where I want this to go. Your ideas really got me psyched to get into the evolution!" This coming from client who taught himself photoshop in 5 minutes then proceeded to take a jpeg sketch I sent him and re-arrange elements. It was amazing what he sent back. I was told that his previous job was a river rafting guide. And now he thinks he's a fucking designer! This is just the tip of the icebe…