Client for a print job presents me with an illustrator file and says, "I want it to be exactly like that." And, yes, he meant same text, same images, same colour... Dumbest thing I've ever said: "Ok, if you've not got the text on disk, we can OCR it..."…

Oh, nearly forgot why I was posting: Can you please put a landlord's hat on the landlord. That's still making me giggle and I don't know why! Perhaps its better you don't explain....…

And from students: "So, what other programs do you know?""Well, I did a course on the Adobe.""Er, was that Adobe Photoshop?""No, no. Just the Adobe..."…