Client: "I keep finding myself hitting the clear button instead of the submit button, and then the form clears out and I have to start all over again. Is there anything you can do to fix that?" Un-fucking-believable…

RE: "well Navillus... Mr Neilson always says.. 'clear' buttons are useless on the web." True, but the same client I mentioned above didn't want me to remove the clear button (I practically begged for it). They wanted me to fundamentally change the way it worked. In the end I had to throw a javascript verification window up when they clicked the button that asked, "You have chosen to clear this form, are you sure you wish to proceed?" Sheesh.Nav…

IF ARCHITECTS HAD TO WORK LIKE WEB COMPANIES Dear Mr. Architect: Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of what I need, so you should use your discretion. My house should have somewhere between two and forty-five bedrooms. Just make sure the plans are such that the bedrooms can be easily added or deleted. When you bring the blueprints to me, I will make the final decision ofwhat I want. Also, bring me the cost reakdown for each configuration so that I can arbitrarily pick one. K…

Just remembered one: Client: "Can we make the buttons more stylized?" Me: "ummm. I'm not sure I know what you mean." Client: "They need more style. You know... stylized!" <blink>WTF</blink>…

Last week\ Boss// Can you guys go through the site and make sure there aren't any bugs. I don't want the alpha testers to be held up by any bugs. *guffaw*…