"I will pay you nothing and i want it all done in front page." no really.…

client: "I can't find the web site, have you loaded it up?" me: "Yeah, it's all loaded up, blah blah, are you putting in the right address?" client: "yeah, I think so, is it www.***********.co.uk?" Me: "yeah, that's the one." client: "nope, still not coming up." Me: "that's strange... hold on, where are you typing the address into?" client: "the search box." same client later, complains that even though he's typing the address into the address bar, the site still isn't coming up, so he brings hi…