"...I saw this very funny animated button of a mailbox...can't you..." After building the (approved) design in HTML, Javascript... "uhm, a friend of mine saw the design and suggested to change the blue background into green... what do you mean it would take days to get it changed, how difficult can it be to change a color?" a day before the new corporate site went online... "did you already know that within a few weeks we are gonna get our housestyle redesigned? >>click....boom<< …

"...yeah, I want it too look exactly like that particular (and gobsmacked awful) folder of ours.." "...why don't you use more of that purple and green together?" (believe it or not, a true client spoke these historic words)…

i am honoured No Joda :)But on the downside, too many of those clients and a serious alcohol problem is only one step away.But it's nice to know that 'not so capable (i.e. sane) clients are a universal problem. Not just one existing in my head.…

Oh, the 'why don't you fill all available space' remark sounds sooooo familiar... "room for more information and... banners" me: sure, that will bring across the message clearly... not…