Client Quote 21 by Duckstah

A Client of the company I worked for rang up and asked us to make is possible for her to change 'everything' on the site. Now in most circumstances thats fine with a basic page. But this site was one of the most advanced ones we had done at that stage using high end DHTML, a huge amount of Javascript etc. Her justification for us turning the site over to her hands was that she "knew some html"…

Client Quote 30 by Duckstah

Picard, I think the point was that they wanted it on CD because their target market may not have the web. When the site itself was actually a portal, that was basically useless without the web.…

Client Quote 96 by Duckstah

We sooooooooooo Need to keep this thread alive! It's the first thing i check everyday! It is so comforting to know that the clients I deal with aren't the only annoying/dumb/pathetic clients around! Hooray for crappy clients for they make us laff HA HA HA! :P I love that <blink>Arrgh!</blink> and the whole rainbow effect in photoshop thing! busted! :)…

Client Quote 100 by Duckstah

I just got reminded of this one: I have one client who I do some regular maintenance for them and almost everytime I've made a change and ask them to check it b4 i put it live i get a phone call: Client:"i can't see any of the changes" Me: "Have you refreshed the page?" Client: "Oh, i have to do that everytime?" Or the other common one is "How do i clear that cachey thingy again?" …